Harry Styles kissing Zayn Malik, who then appears to jizz himself.
the first picture was about 4 or 5 days ago and the second one is now and I still think I should’ve gotten stitches but its too late now. I regret doing that so much though. I thought I was going to die that night. With how much blood I lost, I thought it was all over. I’ve i haven’t have kept pressure on it, the vein probably would’ve kept bleeding.. There was like a hole it my arm it was weird. I don’t even know why i’m posting this but oh well. Should I have gotten stitches that night?
when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti”
#we never joke about legally blonde #like really let’s just #first: obvious girl power message about how we don’t need no man and how you can do what you want with hard work #including the things people say are quote hard like get into harvard law (see photoset) #second: genuinely clever #like seriously clever wonderful well-written comedy that doesn’t stoop to low brow type humor #oh no sir no one is slipping and falling on a banana or making jokes about sex here #third: GIRLS CAN BE FRIENDS AND NOT HATE EACH OTHER #elle is so nice to even vivien who she probably is allowed to not like #she asks in the movie how could she be so mean #she genuinely does not understand cruelty how WONDERFUL ELLE WOODS IS WONDERFUL #FOUR: REESE WITHERSPOON LITERALLY IN THIS FILM MAKES YOU CRY WITH LAUGHTER #and then cry with tears #over a dumb girl comedy #that’s the best part because it’s all about some dumb cali girl majoring in fashion merchandising and people expected that #and they got one of the best movies in recent memory
…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
Really guys? Let’s see about that.
MOTHER OF GOD
Well I guess I might as well try it out too
not that it’s gonna
what have I done
yo hold up lemme give this a shot
HOLY SHI T
DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING
haylor was the worst thing of 2013 but the breakup pictures and rumors made it better
the boat says flyin virgin